Tuesday, June 15, 2010

HELP ... LITTLE COLOUR WOLF AT HOME!





Written by Mrs. Money





“Help! Help! Little color Wolf!” Mr. Money looked around wondering what I was screaming until he saw his seven years old son looking at him cheekily.
“What are you doing?” He questioned his son sternly.

“Nothing!” He twinkled his shinning eyes like a little kitty.



“I tell daddy to chop your hands if you touch me here and there again!” I threatened him.

It’s time for sexual education to this little color wolf! When he started to show such curiousity in sex? I remember it started almost two years ago, the little color wolf was sitting at the back of the car with his cousin, suddenly his 17 years old cousin pulled out few pieces of torn papers out of his bag pack and she laughed while showing her mom on the front wheel. They were waiting for me in the car, so the minute I got into the car, my sister laughed, “You don’t need to worry your son will turn into a gay in the future.”
“Why?”
“Look at these …” She then showed me all those semi-naked female figures from magazines perfumes advertising pages.
“Oh my XYZ&*! Nobody taught him this, I was so busy in the oil town office and when he did that by himself? He packed these inside his bag pack ready to bring these to Kuching?!”

I got quite many friends confided in me about their kids, e.g. when one of them reached 10 years old, she would cut naked girls pictures and hide everywhere, and her mom would wait when she slept, then she would search for them and took them away. Some kids would wait when their moms went to work; they would go into their mommies’ bedroom to read those women magazines that their mommies forbid them to read. Some top students of a certain famous secondary school would hide in a classmate’s house to watch blue films while those female classmates who followed them would use pillows to cover their faces, and these kids I knew of were actually very active in their church youth fellowship and their holy parents never would know that “I know what their kids were doing last night!” The more those mommies forbid them to see the more curious they got.

For more than 20 years in my profession, I seem too many little growing kids to teenagers then until they went to study in overseas, most of the time our Asian kids just shy off when coming to subjects regarding sex, even just mentioned the word SEX.

Recently when my son showed my cousin an excerpt, “Sex during pregnancy” I was shocked of how he could burrow into my personal belonging, particularly picked and read those pregnancy magazines as these articles are like rubbish waited to get chopped out!

“It’s time to buy him THE HUMAN BODY from Popular!” I told my cousin.
“Yeah!” She laughed

I think my eldest sisters got the most successful sexual education for her kids, she made them read the human body during their “curious age”, I bet her kids have no problem to pursue medicine in the future!

“Hey kids, now here with the book THE HUMAN BODY, it got so many naked pictures for you to see, you can see it everyday, read how human beings propagate! Spell words of every parts of any male or female human body if you want!”

Once they finished reading the book, my sister asked her kids questions then asked them to find from internet how to make a test tube baby. My sister told me how the ways she gave her kids sexual education even before I was married, that should be more than 10 years ago.

I noticed later that her kids were acting coolly or having very high EQ when facing sexual subjects not like so many other teenagers that I knew of would shy off as hypocrites, but with their friends they were actually watching blue films.


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4 comments:

  1. Dang....Okay, I started reading hardcore porn stories from the middle section of the local 詩華曰報 since primary 2. If I remember there were two short stories every day, with hand drawn illustration... That was more than entertaining.....funny thing is I was caught by Ah Mah for reading the hamsap stories during one of our trip to Sarikei..and she scolded mama Wong for letting me read the adult literature.

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  2. Ah, I have a good idea to encourage Eden to learn to read Chinese, bring out the 徐文長 series...

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  3. That Hsu Wen Chan series was found in our toilet in old house, and I think that's my dad sexual education for his daughters!!!

    About that x-rate tales in See Hua Daily news, I just wonder if still there or not these days, I order See Hua but these days I never read that section. I think my curiousity age is over long ago!

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  4. Actually these days I read those Taiwanese Chinese Romance since kids born, as reading literature became hard to concentration with crying babies. I found those Taiwanese Chinese Romance even got triple X ratings writing but there are not banned and can be found everywhere in most big stationary book stores, quite good for young girls to read hope that don't get cheated, some of the writers are quite good and wise.

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