Give your Chinese mothers a “FACE”!
He might be able becoming a famous crytologist if being educated under a feasible educational system, but his dad doesn't know what is called special education, so I think he is merely wasting time, playing ula and being abused under the stereo-type educational system, 9.5/10 teachers in his Chinese primary got temporary high blood pressure when they taught and tolerated a hyertactive kid in class.
Written by Money Tai Tai
Typical Chinese all want a “face” (dignity, pride and ego), if one lived amongst Chinese even initially she didn’t want to have a “face” but at the end of the day she would be forced under situations getting more awareness to learn becoming more aggressive, comparative and competitive to fight for her “battle” or else she would have to recess in her cocoon in receiving continuous pressure and odd remarks, worst still at the end of the day she even losed all her “face”, when she didn't successfully educate her children, her China-man-husband could give a very good excuse to dump her right on the time when she can’t produce anymore baby.
I received a phone call recently from someone who got used cat fights with me since young days, she said, “You know these days, when I go to church, so many people asks me if I can be their children’s god mother!”
I replied her meanly, “Oh yeah, don’t you remember those women even lazy to give you a stare when all your kids did badly at school during their young yesteryears?
“Yes, this is how realistic the world is!” She lamented.
“I don’t mind to tell you babe, you have finally received your best mothers’ day gift on recent years from your three kids!” I told her.
“What do you mean?” She asked.
“Well, no matter you carried Hermes or oversized LVs, no matter you drove Mercedes or BMW, no matter you wore Miu Miu or Lisa Ho to school on those yesteryears, name brand must blend with NUMBER ONE kids too. Do you know the fact that branded number 1 kids can also attract branded-tai-tai-mothers to you too? But if your children didn’t do well in school, if you are slightly flashy those nasty women would whisper behind and suspect if you are somebody’s second wife (mistress)! Hohoho….” I was playing her tail.
“Yes, you are right! Once they saw me in school talking to my sister-in-law, so they asked her if I was someone’s mistress, can't blame them too because those women never seem the kids’ daddy!” She explained
“Oh yeah, he returned at 3:00am and he was still sleeping in his 3rd stage when you sent them to school!” Another typical China-man businessman, though he was purely English educated, all because he still eats pork! Sure he has a very mean sister-in-law here, his wife didn't even complain, she becomes a tamed cat under a fierce tiger paw.
“Err… how about me now, I drive somebody’s 30 years old car, carry a cosmetic bag, wear used dresses and jobless, too bad that my two ducklings are behaving no different than monkeys and studying so badly in school, more ….. worst still your matched-made-husband for me informed me kindly that he won’t celebrate mothers’ day for me, because I have to wait for my children to grow up to let them celebrate it for me! He said he will celebrate it for his mom only!" My kids’ dad is a hopeless pro China person, except he was born a bit too late to be a CCO, I would feel like born a bit earlier to join RAK to give him a bullet on head, to let a brain surgery to crack open his brain! Instead look at his Mao‘s diets ….. he ate pork, chewed bamboo and drank mao tai, he feels that any Italian pasta, sashimi or western food can’t satisfy his stomach.
“You know I have an idea, why don’t you send your colicot let me take care of her before she goes to primary 1?” She suggested
I screamed, “What an offer? Sure!” I was thrilled
“Are you sure? You sure won’t miss her?” She probed.
“Why miss her? Sometimes before I felt like throwing her to the river, who knows I might do it one of these days, when I was so sick, completely fatigue and couldn’t even talk on bed, she insisted wanting me to make banana bread, I didn’t even have a proper oven or even a banana to make a small banana bread. That kind of sporatic ideas always would come out from her to non-stop mouth.” I lashed out my frustration.
I somehow believe my sister can take very good care of my little daughter better than me, experience talk, besides that when women comes the time when they can’t have their own little kids, they begin to like and appreciate babies and little kids …. not my time yet, may be I live long enough to fifteen years later, I will sure open my wide arms to embrace my nephew’s and niece’s little babies if they want to!
Happy Mothers’ Day to all happy mothers and unhappy mothers: Being happy mothers is your good fate; you sure will believe strongly there is a Jesus or God! For all unhappy mothers (like me) hopefully our situation is just a temporary matter, like my sister, she patiently gave all kinds of fertilizers for the plants full of spiky leaves, but only see those rare flowers blooming after 18 to 20 years! Very sarcastic, after twenty years now, she becomes a faithful Jesus believer!
Words for grown-up children: Please study hard, you have to give a face to your old mother, as she fosters you up to this age she had to sacrificed so many beauty sleep mornings to prepare you breakfast, dim sung and bring you to school. (Your Chinaman-dad wouldn’t do all these things for you) Especially when you attend universities now, you have to be sitting on the top; this is the time you proof yourself that you will be the best specialist in your future field or else …………… change your stream.
Written by Money Tai Tai
Typical Chinese all want a “face” (dignity, pride and ego), if one lived amongst Chinese even initially she didn’t want to have a “face” but at the end of the day she would be forced under situations getting more awareness to learn becoming more aggressive, comparative and competitive to fight for her “battle” or else she would have to recess in her cocoon in receiving continuous pressure and odd remarks, worst still at the end of the day she even losed all her “face”, when she didn't successfully educate her children, her China-man-husband could give a very good excuse to dump her right on the time when she can’t produce anymore baby.
I received a phone call recently from someone who got used cat fights with me since young days, she said, “You know these days, when I go to church, so many people asks me if I can be their children’s god mother!”
I replied her meanly, “Oh yeah, don’t you remember those women even lazy to give you a stare when all your kids did badly at school during their young yesteryears?
“Yes, this is how realistic the world is!” She lamented.
“I don’t mind to tell you babe, you have finally received your best mothers’ day gift on recent years from your three kids!” I told her.
“What do you mean?” She asked.
“Well, no matter you carried Hermes or oversized LVs, no matter you drove Mercedes or BMW, no matter you wore Miu Miu or Lisa Ho to school on those yesteryears, name brand must blend with NUMBER ONE kids too. Do you know the fact that branded number 1 kids can also attract branded-tai-tai-mothers to you too? But if your children didn’t do well in school, if you are slightly flashy those nasty women would whisper behind and suspect if you are somebody’s second wife (mistress)! Hohoho….” I was playing her tail.
“Yes, you are right! Once they saw me in school talking to my sister-in-law, so they asked her if I was someone’s mistress, can't blame them too because those women never seem the kids’ daddy!” She explained
“Oh yeah, he returned at 3:00am and he was still sleeping in his 3rd stage when you sent them to school!” Another typical China-man businessman, though he was purely English educated, all because he still eats pork! Sure he has a very mean sister-in-law here, his wife didn't even complain, she becomes a tamed cat under a fierce tiger paw.
“Err… how about me now, I drive somebody’s 30 years old car, carry a cosmetic bag, wear used dresses and jobless, too bad that my two ducklings are behaving no different than monkeys and studying so badly in school, more ….. worst still your matched-made-husband for me informed me kindly that he won’t celebrate mothers’ day for me, because I have to wait for my children to grow up to let them celebrate it for me! He said he will celebrate it for his mom only!" My kids’ dad is a hopeless pro China person, except he was born a bit too late to be a CCO, I would feel like born a bit earlier to join RAK to give him a bullet on head, to let a brain surgery to crack open his brain! Instead look at his Mao‘s diets ….. he ate pork, chewed bamboo and drank mao tai, he feels that any Italian pasta, sashimi or western food can’t satisfy his stomach.
“You know I have an idea, why don’t you send your colicot let me take care of her before she goes to primary 1?” She suggested
I screamed, “What an offer? Sure!” I was thrilled
“Are you sure? You sure won’t miss her?” She probed.
“Why miss her? Sometimes before I felt like throwing her to the river, who knows I might do it one of these days, when I was so sick, completely fatigue and couldn’t even talk on bed, she insisted wanting me to make banana bread, I didn’t even have a proper oven or even a banana to make a small banana bread. That kind of sporatic ideas always would come out from her to non-stop mouth.” I lashed out my frustration.
I somehow believe my sister can take very good care of my little daughter better than me, experience talk, besides that when women comes the time when they can’t have their own little kids, they begin to like and appreciate babies and little kids …. not my time yet, may be I live long enough to fifteen years later, I will sure open my wide arms to embrace my nephew’s and niece’s little babies if they want to!
Happy Mothers’ Day to all happy mothers and unhappy mothers: Being happy mothers is your good fate; you sure will believe strongly there is a Jesus or God! For all unhappy mothers (like me) hopefully our situation is just a temporary matter, like my sister, she patiently gave all kinds of fertilizers for the plants full of spiky leaves, but only see those rare flowers blooming after 18 to 20 years! Very sarcastic, after twenty years now, she becomes a faithful Jesus believer!
Words for grown-up children: Please study hard, you have to give a face to your old mother, as she fosters you up to this age she had to sacrificed so many beauty sleep mornings to prepare you breakfast, dim sung and bring you to school. (Your Chinaman-dad wouldn’t do all these things for you) Especially when you attend universities now, you have to be sitting on the top; this is the time you proof yourself that you will be the best specialist in your future field or else …………… change your stream.
You need to send your $boy to US with his Jiu jiu or Ee Ee, even his $ cousin in Georgia....because at this rate it'll be talent wasted. Don,t send him to NZ..your #2 will turn him into a nerd, someone in his generation needs to continue the outlaw gene pool.
ReplyDeleteYou are right. #2 boys all look like Taiwan Bing Go! 10 years ago I realize what we lacked is kung fu training, next month I will send $boy for tai kwan doo near my house. Many ppl under B colonized nations don't understand American education they always think B education is always the highest in the whole wide world. You were born there in B ho..
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