A LEVEL HIGHER THAN BASTARD-DADDY’S STANDARD!
After I chatted with a chauvinist Chinaman for less than an hour,
my hair all raised almost like a Persian meow who met a monster!
Written by Miss Yellow
Recently I met a young man, who completed his study from a meow city private Chinese secondary school and got married young (before 30); after I chatted with him for less than an hour, my hair all raised almost like a Persian meow who met a monster! I only realized Chinese schools not only produced some of the best math students but also some of the most up-to-date hopeless chauvinist youngest version Chinamen!
How to define Chinaman? Here are some of my definitions!
When the house was dirty, that’s a job for a woman, it's a wife’s duty. If the baby was crying, that's a job for a woman, it’s a wife’s duty. His wife had to clean and tidy the house and at the same time taking care of the baby or toddler, while the man alone sat in front of the TV enjoying his favorite show (Please note that his wife should not use the vacuum cleaner, because her husband didn't like to get disturbed). Soon the baby/toddler was crying, he called his wife loudly from a distance, “Hey! I don’t think you know how to take care of a kid! Do you know I am watching the TV?!’
He would never help his young wife, his altitude was he paid for the household expenses, why should he do a woman’s chores? He thought that unless his wife paid him like what he paid for the family expenses, then he would do the job!
There were some angry career-wives would think angrily when they saw their chauvinist-husband sitting down and rest on the chair.
Look, I go out and work too, now I just got back from work, I am tired and hungry, and the house is dirty and I have to take care of baby/toddler at the same time when I prepare dinner, how much I wish my husband can give me a hand!
If the wife didn’t have enough time to clean the house, soon the monster-in-law stepped in the living room with a house key given by her precious son, she took a look at her son who sat on the sofa watching TV, she felt relieved that her son was not bossed around by his wife, the monster-in-law soon exercised her authority, “My goodness sake, why the house is so dirty? What are you doing?’ she questioned her daughter-in-law while she was cooking dinner for everyone, luckily soon the monster-in-law kind enough to play with the little baby/toddler lest it from crying.
Soon, the sky got darker, there was a calling from the kitchen, ‘Do you mind help me to bring in the dried clothes hanging out?’ The husband pretended he couldn’t hear his wife. Hmm… why I have to do that for you? Unless you pay me, I am the bread provider for this household not you, how much money you can earn? Even you are much more educated than me, yet you can’t earn more money than me.
While the woman didn’t get response from her hubby, she quickly went out the backdoor to collect her sun-dried clothes with pop corn rain started to fall. Shit! I regretted to get married, if I didn’t get married, because of having maternity leave I ended quitting my good job, I couldn’t find a higher salary job as I couldn’t stay in a job long enough to get promoted.
Finally, the tired wife showed her black face on the dining table, the man took a look of his wife without much emotion. Shit, you lucky bitch, if you were my mom, you would be beaten up by my dad! Hmmm….. but I am a level higher than my bastard-dad who used to so often beat up my poor mother, I am a good husband because I won’t beat up my wife even if she gives me a black face like now!
